2) Sex Toys, Lube and Condoms:
Sex Toys, Lube and Condoms can not be returned under any circumstances due to the intimate nature of the products themselves. So, please pay attention to what you order, once we ship it. You Own It, Period! Sex Toys are sold as novelty items only and the purchaser assumes all risk of use!

3) The Sex Machine: "The Sex Machine" carries a One Year Warranty, that is provided by the manufacturer, If you need warranty service contact me & I will provide you the info to get your product serviced. All warranty work is provided directly by the manufacturer.

2) Time in Transit:
On-Line credit card orders are shipped within 5 business days from the time they are received. 
AB is now using Priority Mail for standard shipping, the cost is low & the service has gotten pretty good.  Time in transit for priority mail is between 1-3 days, depending on your distance from Auntie Bob.  If your hot and in Seattle I might even deliver it in person :)

3) Where Will AB Ship To?
The United States and Canada ONLY